Office supplies for people who are completely over it.
Funny spiral notebooks and a brutally honest 2027 desk calendar made for meetings, deadlines and coworkers who understand.
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SHOP THE WORKPLACE SURVIVAL KIT
Pick the statement your desk needs
Every notebook title is available in all nine cover colors. Open any item to choose your color and view full specifications.
WHAT EVERY NOTEBOOK INCLUDES
The perfect desktop companion—inside and out.
Notebook specifications
- Size
- 5.5" × 8.5"
- Page count
- 75 pages
- Interior
- College ruled
- Paper color
- White
- Binding
- Durable double-wire spiral
- Cover
- Heavyweight laminated cardstock
- Finish
- Gloss laminated cover
- Use
- Office, home, school or gifting
Actually useful
Plenty of room for notes, lists, doodles and suspiciously detailed meeting observations.
Desk-to-bag size
The 5.5" × 8.5" format is roomy enough to use daily without taking over your workspace.
Easy office gift
A practical choice for coworkers, teachers, managers, work besties and Secret Santa exchanges.
Relatable by design
Professional-looking from across the room. Less professional once somebody reads the cover.
Cover color collection
Choose any of these nine cover colors for every notebook title. The product images shown are samples; additional color images will be added as they become available.
2027 EDITIONDESK CALENDAR
Things I Want to Say at Work, But I Fucking Can't
Brutally honest and relatable workplace humor for every month of 2027.
PERFECT FOR
People surviving work with sarcasm intact
OFFICE HUMOR WITH A PURPOSE
We make the things everyone at work is thinking.
Office Snarky turns pointless meetings, strange emails and Monday energy into desk products that make the workday a little more tolerable.
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